Worst lie/comp sammich.

Hey ladies!…. And Elijah. Well first the worst lie I told my mom was when I had my nipples pierced when I was 16, somehow she found out and for the next two weeks she woke me up and greeted me with a slap to said nipples, and I can tell you, it didn’t tickle. Basically felt like getting a screwdriver through my nipples again, needless to say, I took them out.

And with the compliment sammich, I would tell brad Pitt sure you’re good lookin, but you ruin the name of us handsome men, stickin your small wonder into all these women,  although they throw themselves at the stack of hundred dollar bills you use as a table cloth to feed them white tiger meat with a side of dodo bird.