Literally this minute:
So I’m catching up listening the Gina and Randy show right now at work, and as E is talking about how much he works out, Randy complaining chicks don’t like him cuz he’s fat, and Gina wondering if she’s got a sweat stache….a female coworker JUST came up to me and poked me in the butt and said “guuuurl, looks like you’re gettin a little thicky thick in da booty”.
THAT JUST HAPPENED. AT WORK. JUST NOW. I’M GOING TO EAT MY FEELING.