Gina’s impulse control twin

Wow Gina. While listening to you talk about your impulse control issues on the pgp, I realized that I am not the only nutbag in the world who occasionally will get the urge to jump on stage during a friend’s show, punch a cop (even though I have no issue with cops, just think it would be crazy to punch one), throw a chair through a window in class (just to see what happens), or slide down a bowling lane and use my head to make a strike.

Its not that I want to do these things, but like you, I imagine this alternate reality in which I make those bad decisions on top of the ones I actually make in real life.

Maybe sometime, if you’re not busy, you can come to Florida, and we can jump off the Harry Potter ride together, or maybe slap a shark.