Frog legs, octopus, and smelling like lemons

Frog legs – get the Filipino or Chinese variations they are deep fried and in little bits. Fairly chicken-y, no lemon.

As for octopus, there are a couple Korean places on Sawtelle that will do the live octopus for you. Yes I’ve already done it.

To smell like lemons – put something in your g-d hair. Use a product called Fiber by American Crew. It smells like lemons and a 3 month supply will cost $15. My SUPER hot stylist (yes I use a person who calls themselves a stylist get over it) recommends it.

Last thing – it’s called kopi luwak for civet shit coffee. Novel’s in Santa Monica can do it on request. I am game anytime J