Carol’s Adventure At The Heart Attack Grill

Hi Randy,
I did this for you so you could have the dining experience.  I made my 20 year old daughter Sabrina come with me and she was mortified so there are no pictures of her.  I swore off fast food a couple of years ago because after eating it daily I became extremely overweight.  I lost 80 pounds just by not eating it.  I still have fast food once in a while but I don’t enjoy it as much as I used to.  I’m telling you this because I may not be the best to judge this place.  But I just have to say it – in the immortal words of Pam Wong, “Gag!”  They do not have anything healthy there with the exception of bottled water.  They only accept cash so make sure you go by the ATM before you go.  We got the smallest hamburgers with no fries since they do not allow frie sharing.  They were very greasy and both of us felt sick when we were done.  My daughter couldn’t finish hers.  When you walk in they make you put on a hospital gown and the waitresses are dressed in slutty nurse uniforms (you would have loved it).  I took a picture of our waitress but since she looked like she might be underage I just took a conservative picture.  They were really nice and didn’t mind the fact that I was taking pictures.  I’m sending you a T-shirt and an menu.  I hope you enjoy the pictures.

 

 

 

Randy,

Just wanted to give you an update. Its 9PM and I’m going to bed feeling like I have a brick in my stomach. This has really reminded me of the way I used to eat and feel when I was 80 pounds heavier. I’ve sort of fallen off the wagon since the holidays with my diet and I needed this reminder so thank you. I have about 40 pounds to go and it starts all over again tomorrow. Now where is my pepto?

Retired PGP food critic,

Carol