Hey GG, R & E,
Hearing Randy read that text from the DVD for Big Trouble in Little Tokyo, reminded me of the end of the M*A*S*H movie where the PA announcer reads the tag lines for the movie:  (read like a middle schooler with a 4th grade reading level)
“Attention. Tonight’s movie has been “M*A*S*H.” Follow the zany antics of our combat surgeons as they cut and stitch their way along the front lines, operating as bombs and bullets burst around them; snatching laughs and love between amputations and penicillin, Follow Hawkeye, Trapper, Duke, Dago Red, Painless, Radar, Hot Lips, Dish and Staff Sergeant Vollmer as they put our boys back together again.
I really Love that movie, Robert Altman was great.