10 things a woman should never say to a man the first time she sees him naked

1) Wow, and your feet are so big.

2) It’s OK, we’ll work around it.

3) Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.

4) Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

5) Are you cold?

6) I’m gonna need to get drunk first.

7) Is that an optical illusion?

8) What is that?

9) Does it come with an air pump?

10) I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.